Above all…I fight for you, my child, my everything.

You are fire, earth, and water…I will always be at your command.

Indeed…

Naa Kaliamman Paiyan.

Mariamman oda Asuran.

Indha Bhoomidevi oda Raakshasan.

Adhakadhaan…

No Fucking Fear.

Vaa Da YAMA annai!

Cage door close panichu…

Bangalore Machaan kooda DISHUM DISHUM.

Till I collapse mudafucka!!!

Why you should hire this man to work for you (Remote/FairWage/elsekissmybrownass)

HE IS UNDEFEATED (with all moral victories).

HE HOLDS 9 PHDs (from google search university)

HE IS LOVED BY ALL (the personalities of his bloated ego)

HE IS A MULTIMILLIONAIRE (in turkish lira)

HE WILL FIGHT FOR YOU (honestly…cos he has nothing better to do with his time anyway)

HIRE SHREE VARUNA. HE WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER AS THE GREAT AND GLORIOUS JOB PROVIDER YOU ARE.